Anyone else’s kid going to extraordinary lengths to get out of coming to your school?

This was Mini Mess Maker 2 first attempt at getting out of doing his handwriting tasks today;

‘Mam! I’ve cut myself really badly on a really sharp scissors!’

Mum dives off the toilet, flies down the stairs, gasps, panics and then…… smells ketchup! 🤯🤬

Second attempt;
Mini Mess Maker 2 gags on a piece of banana, makes himself sick and then instantly smiles and says,

‘That means I can’t go to school for 48 hours now!’

Mum shakes her head in dispair and pours another glass of wine 🍷

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