Anyone else’s kid going to extraordinary lengths to get out of coming to your school?
This was Mini Mess Maker 2 first attempt at getting out of doing his handwriting tasks today;
‘Mam! I’ve cut myself really badly on a really sharp scissors!’
Mum dives off the toilet, flies down the stairs, gasps, panics and then…… smells ketchup! 🤯🤬
Mini Mess Maker 2 gags on a piece of banana, makes himself sick and then instantly smiles and says,
‘That means I can’t go to school for 48 hours now!’
Mum shakes her head in dispair and pours another glass of wine 🍷